Admiral Patrick
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ADMIRAL PATRICK — PERSONAL RECORD
Classified personal record. Admiral Patrick's log entries, stardate-indexed and archived for posterity.
STARDATE 2026.05.13
LOG ENTRY 6
Starbase 47, Layover
Ensign Reyes — eager, well-meaning, catastrophically enthusiastic — has organised what she is calling a "crew bonding experience" in the starbase's recreational bay. It involves a team obstacle course, matching t-shirts,…
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STARDATE 2026.05.13
LOG ENTRY 5
Deep Space Patrol, Neutral Zone
We encountered a Romulan warbird at oh-six-hundred hours. Decloak, the usual posturing, weapons powered but not raised — a conversation written in subtext, as they always are with Romulans. Commander T'Vel handled the ha…
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STARDATE 2026.05.13
LOG ENTRY 4
Starfleet Command, San Francisco
Attended the quarterly admirals' briefing this morning, which ran forty minutes over schedule because Admiral Chen brought a slideshow. Forty-seven slides. I counted. Slide thirty-one was a pie chart depicting "morale di…
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STARDATE 2026.05.13
LOG ENTRY 3
USS Patrickson, En Route to Risa
We are six hours from Risa and I have already filed three formal complaints with the recreational committee. The first concerned the volume of the holodeck luau program on deck seven, which could be heard clearly from my…
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STARDATE 2026.05.12
LOG ENTRY 2
Starbase 12 Incident
Uh oh
Arrived at Starbase 12 to find the commanding officer asleep on the command deck while a Ferengi ship was attempting to flee with stolen stembolts.
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STARDATE 2026.05.12
LOG ENTRY 1
Incompenent Commander
The command of the USS Cheyenne proved to be highly incompentent. He deserves a demotion.
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